ENTER THE BEAR CIRCLE

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kedreeva
msterdoctorman

I want the writer’s strike to last until they get everything they demand and more. I want the SAG strike to last until AI is entirely forbidden across the board in the entire industry. I want CGI artists to unionize and strike. I want animators to strike. I want composers and directors and designers and VAs and techies and producers and stage hands and game devs and programmers and recording artists to strike.

I want every aspect of the entertainment industry brought to a grinding halt for months or even years to take it from the corps and put it back in the hands of the artists.

kedreeva
labelleizzy: “siawrites: “ shadows-ember: “ thebaconsandwichofregret: “ weepingdildo: “ Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th ” No guys you don’t understand. The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the...
weepingdildo

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

thebaconsandwichofregret

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

shadows-ember

This is humanity

siawrites

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

labelleizzy

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

rabbithaver
thethreemustyfears

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yetanothertransgirl

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3 Screenshots taken from The Simpsons. Homer and Marge are standing in front of an unnaturally dark sky that is implied to be almost apocalyptic. Homer is holding a goblet with a cocktail umbrella in. Marge looks nervous while Homer is nonplussed.

[Image 1]: Screenshot of Homer and Marge. Marge is looking nervously up at the sky and says "Aren't you afraid you might be -- I don't know -- incurring God's wrath?".

[Image 2]: Marge and Homer are looking at eachother. Homer almost looks bored. Homer says "Eh, God's cool".

[Image 3]: Image of just Marge looking concerned. Marge says "See, I don't know that he is".

[End transcription]

rabbithaver
desolationlesbian

Pensions sound so fake as a zillennial. You work for one place for decades (already sounds fake) and then afterwards you leave and they just. keep paying you. the same amount of money. to do nothing. for the rest of your life. if i wasn't already aware that this was something that readily and commonly existed during my grandparent's days then it would sound like some kind of socialist pipe dream